Sunday, May 23, 2010

Quotes

FRienDS BY HeaRT

sisters by soul

quiet and shy?

N.O.P.E

try outta control : )


friendship is like peeing on yourself
everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.


"Where's Hollister?"

*sniff sniff*

*pointing left*


"That way!"




Yeah, I'm dorkier than a box of nerds
...So What?


I
miss kindergarten,
when drama was when
someone stole your crayon


Don't make decisions when you're angry.
Don't make promises when you're happy.


When I was little...
and mad at my mom
...
I would step on the cracks in the sidewalk.


The average person tells
4 lies a day or 1460 a year;
a total of 87,600 by the age of 60.
And the most common lie is:
I'm fi ne.




but seriously..
who else secretly wants a
waterproof phone
so you can text in the shower?


pardon me,

sir gangster? your trousers are descending.


i love that one! who doesn't love it when someone says "trousers"? :-)

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