Tidying Up

I don't know where to begin. Or where to end. It all kind of happened in a big blur, like when you're on a roller coaster and you can't look over the side because everything is happening too fast for comprehension. But... I'll always have my lists.
THINGS ON SARAH'S MIND THAT SHE HAS BEEN TOO LAZY TO TYPE

1. I am now upset because Blogger redesigned the setup of everything, so I don't know how to center/color/enlarge my list title. Sarah=sad. :'-(
2. I won Performer of the Year at my dance recital on Saturday! There have only been 14 DOTY, one every year, and I was one of them! My jaw positively dropped to the ground when the RDE called my name. But I couldn't pick it up because my hands were full of my other awards! For my tenth year, I got a super awesome glass brick that has "Congratulations on Ten Years of Dancing" or something like that engraved
into it with another engraved ballerina above it. With my Brick o' Glass came a pedestal that lights the brick up in different colors. If I liked nightlights, that I would definitely use that one. But I light it up to show my friends, nonetheless. Not everybody has a Glass Brick, ya know. I got a certificate for being Dancer of the Month, a plaque for DOTY, and a drawstring bag for DOTY with three shirts in it! And who doesn't love shirts? My bestie Shannon won Most Improved Dancer! Those are the only two major titles given each year. We were unique!
3. IDK if I mentioned this before, but I'm a newly published poet! Hollah!!!!!!
4. I won MVP of the year in my geography class. The MVP has the highest grade point average on the team of about 80 kids. As a reward, I received an OB doll, one of those things that you squeeze and the eyes and ears pop out. Here is a picture to explain what I am doing awful at explaining. -------->
HOLY GUACAMOLE, I CAN'T INSERT PICTURES!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD??? IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!
NVM. I just pressed some more buttons. I can insert pics, but it's still a zilcho with the color/center/enlarge thing.

Everyone's saying "That's all you got for having a 98 average? That's stupid." But I kinda like it. I just name it completely randomly, using fictitious names like Julia, Nubs, or Lindsay Lohan, and squeeze the life out of the already lifeless body. Or blob. It doesn't really have a body.
5. SCHOOL IS OUT BABY! BRING ON THE WATERMELON, CORN, AND OTHER SUMMER RELATED FOODS! During this first day of freedom, I made an entire friendship bracelet, which I gave to myself, played more games than I wish to count with my siblings, walked/jogged down my street, ate at the local Longhorn Steakhouse... I guess I haven't done much of anything. Wow, I'm a loser. I DID however go to a party yesterday. Oh, good memories there. Water balloon fights gone awry, a badly sung song with me in the background shaking my hands and stage whispering "SPIRIT FINGERS!" and some AMAZING guitar playing done by your very own Jon. Not to mention I hit a ceiling fan, somersaulted across the elementary school field, and attempted to do a James Bond-like shoulder roll. The fan didn't break, by back didn't break, and I merely bruised my hip imitating the best spy to ever walk the big screen.
6. I cut my hair. I still don't know if I like it yet. It's requiring a bit too much effort in the morning, although it shortens the length of my shower time quite nicely.
7. Going to another party tomorrow. And one the day after that. Someone call me. I don't want to spend Sunday playing games with Nick and Julia and walking in circles in my pool with a library book. Let's make this summer one to remember, eh?
Love you guys!
Sarah

This looks so boring without colored words. I'll try to fix it for next time. I'll try to post in a more timely fashion.