Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Things That Irk Me...


I think the title of this post is pretty self-explanatory. So let's cut to the chase and just get on with the list, shall we?
I AM GREATLY IRKED BY...
-people who don't say "God bless you" when someone else sneezes
-people that leave ONE cookie in the package, just so they don't have to walk to the garage to recycle it
-pickles
-people that swear to get attention (we know who you are!!!)
-dependent people
-foot/leg/hand cramps
I GET FRUSTRATED WHEN...
-I'm lying on the couch reading and SOMEONE just SITS DOWN ON TOP OF ME and turns on the T.V.
-the last person to scoop the poop from the cats' litterboxes leaves old litter/poo on the floor for ME to clean up.
-people don't replace the juice in the refrigerator after they finish it. Therefore, I have to drink warm apple juice at 6 in the morning.
-I get guinea pig bedding on my bedroom floor
-I slip on the ice when I'm going down my driveway in the morning.
-I'm trying to do a puzzle and the last piece is missing.
-I'm in science and discover that my pencil is dull. (I can't use the science room's pencil sharpener because it eats my pencil.)

It may SEEM as though I have a lot of anger problems, against people and the world, but I don't. I'm really a very sweet girl. I just wanted to rant like a crazy person. Now you tell me. Did I succeed?

2 comments:

  1. congrats Sarah,u did.Hee hee hee

    Love Aideen

    By the way YES I do follow ur blog. I know you were asking on u know who's : )

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  2. Yes you did succeed. Sorry for such a late comment. I see Aideen has already commented. See you tomorrow at school! Have to do the rest of Geography read all thirty pages of ROTHMC, and maybe squeeze in some time for editing my own essay for ELA.

    Pause.

    Now read this again picturing me standing in front of long draped sea blue curtains, with bubbles falling and a lady with abnormally small hands, roughly the size of plastic babies hands, and her popping the bubbles with the petite hands she has.

    ~JON
    lifeofakidnamedjon.blogspot.com

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If you comment, I'll give you a muffin! Okay that was a lie. I'll give you a lollipop! Nope, still not right. Hang on... How about I give you a shiny gold star sticker? Grrrrrr, forget it! I never was good at bribery.