Ack! You know how teachers always make fun of kids for having B.O. problems? I think they have a point. Yesterday, (the ever-loved Friday) I walked onto my bus after school and promptly wished to hurl into the nearest trash receptacle. My bus smells like week-old fish. And not the live kind. Dead, smelly, DEAD fish. I was mentally picturing myself whipping out my cherry-scented chapstick and smearing it all over the seat in front of me. It was THAT bad. I had to go to my happy place, where it rains sprinkles and the trees are made of money. Honestly, is it that much to ask the high schoolers to put on deod0rant, say, weekly? So, I was thinking, as all good American children do, what kinds of car fresheners haven't been invented that would be mucho helpful in this smelly situation? Here are my thoughts.
AWESOME AIR FRESHENER SCENTS
-Super Hot'n'Cheesy Nacho
-Bruschetta Bread
-Newborn Baby Head
-Whiff of Windex
-Perfume a la Pizza
-Dad Going Out for the Evening
-Warm Laundry
-Clean Feet
-Spring Barkmulch
And a side note: Thank you to the kidnappers of the world for smothering the urge to kidnap me, on Mondays or any other day of the week. I appreciate that greatly. The picture of Happy Bunny is for you, stalkers, to demonstrate my gratitude. It was selected with you in mind. I love you all!
I think my favorite smell from above is, hey, it's not there! NEW CAR SMELL! I could smell like that forever and I would never get sick of it! Well rock on '80's hippies, I love the music.
ReplyDelete~JON
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