Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Initially Published Without a Title

Don't yell, don't scream, and please, hold the autographs until the end of the post. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...LAUREN FRODERMAN, CHAMPION OF SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE SEASON 7!

Now, believe me, I know how sick all of you are with me posting half-posts that revolve around this dumb show. And honestly, I only post the videos here so that I can watch them over and over and over without having to google them again. So put up with me one more time. Please. I'm begging.
I was way out east on vacay when The Grand Finale aired. And the t.v. did not have FOX as one of its channels, so I missed out on the live show. But, when I came home Sunday, I fed the pets that were hungry, both mine and Catherine's, and plopped my car seat-sore derrière on the couch for a four hour marathon of mind-numbing entertainment. There's not much for me to tell you about the first two hour episode. Robert, Kent, and Lauren danced 5 times each, four times with partners and one solo. The second show, there was a guest performance that Cat was hyping up into something so big, I thought Prez Obama was going to break dance for us. Sadly, that was not the case.
*SPONTANEOUS DANCING TO "DYNAMITE" AND "PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC"*
I knew who the guest star was because I saw her dancing to the best dance of the season on the news the week before. So I was bummed out that the surprise was ruined, but as soon as I saw her boogeying with Twitch on the 12"x14" television down the Cape, I closed my eyes real tight and in true teenager form stuck my fingers in my ears and screamed "LALALALALALALALA JULIA CHANGE THE CHANNEL LALALALALALA I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHO WON LALALALALALA HURRY UP LALALALAAAAAAA!" until the image changed to "Seinfeld".
Youtube won't let me embed the video with the better quality here so here's the link- youtube.com
Admittedly, I firmly believed Kent was going to win. Not because I thought he was worthy, because I honestly believe that Lauren was not only a better dancer, but more adaptable to different styles. No, I thought Kent would win because of all the teenage girls you can hear screaming in the audience whenever Cat so much as mentioned his name. So, evidently, I was as shocked as Lauren was when Cat read her name from the little white card she so carefully pulled out of the envelope. But don't take my word for it. Watch it yourself!
This just gets worse and worse. Because of copyright issues, I can't find the season finale anywhere without having to install some random junk. So, instead, watch the last dance she ever performed this season, which I love because I know the words to the song, which makes it more fun for me. "My chick bad, badder badder then yours..."
Can't embed the video. This post fails. Stupid youtube.
youtube.com (again)
Gonna go wallow in my own self-pity.
L8r g8rs.
Sarah
P.S. As far as I know, you are now free of listening to me ramble on about SYTYCD. Congrats!!!

1 comment:

  1. Sooo happy that Lauren won... and what a feat it was! She did not get to do a single heart-tugging, tear-inducing, "cause" contemporary to win the whole thing. Her attitude in attacking the dances assigned to her was awesome. She got saddled week after week by ballroom dances - they are not only outside her wheelhouse, but they are sooo difficult since she needed to dance them in heels. Lauren is a combination of guts, awesome attitude, talent, & musicality. Congratulations to her!

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