Thursday, September 23, 2010

Baldness is Cool

One of my many questions about life is:
Do bald people shampoo their heads?  Or do they use some kind of special lotion?

Not exactly what I was googling, but oh well.
Shannon's dad is bald, although he prefers the term "folically challenged", so I asked her what kind of product he applies to his shiny head.  She said "Why would he shampoo, if he has no hair?"  Which is a very valid point.  She did, however, say that he applies a special lotion to his amazingly hairless head.  I think it's really cool that he has a beard but no hair.  I often think of people like him removing their head-hair and placing it upon their chin, like one of those sticky mustaches.  This paragraph is not organized at all.  I never realized how short an attention span I have.  Today in math, it was about 8:30 in the morning, I realized that my eyelids were not putting up a very good fight against gravity, and neither was my head, which kept bobbing down towards my chest as Mrs. R rambled on about the importance of verbal models and how we weren't paying attention.  Which we weren't, but who can expect us to when there are much more important things on our minds, like what kind of hair/anti-hair product the folically challenged use?  The teen years are the most troubled ones, I tell you.

I've been meaning to write about baldness forever, but I only remember during those random moments in life, like that second before I fall asleep, when I'm walking upstairs away from the computer, when I'm squished in between Megan and the Silent Ninja/Future Destroyer of the Earth on the bus, etc.  
I really hate the disorganizedness of this post.  It's gonna bug me until I edit it at a later date.  Right now, I just wanna go to bed, because tomorrow is going to be a loooooooooong day.
Friday:
Dance from 5-9
Emily's from 9:10 to some point the next morning
 Saturday:
I'll probably have to attend some soccer game.
Sunday:
THE AMAZING RACE 17!  WOOT WOOT!
Buenas noches.
Sarah

Some people were
dropped as babies...


but i think you were thrown at  a wall.
 

1 comment:

  1. Bad writing color! My old eyes can barely see it!

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