Words to Live By

A  line  is  a..
DOT THAT WENT FOR A WALK

Dear Noah,
 

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
 

Love & Rockets,
The Unicorns.

"Did it hurt?''  "What?" "When you fell from heaven?" "Awww..." "Because your face is MESSED UP!"
If an orange is called an orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow?!
A few days ago, I found out that the Triceratops might not be a real dinosaur. I almost cried. First they say Pluto is not a planet, now THIS?!

Today, I learned that the guy who plays the voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers is the same guy who plays the voice of Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh. Mind Blown.

To heck with 11:11
i'm gonna go buy myself

2 goldfish and name them
Cosmo and Wanda

Dear ^Algebra teachers,
finding " X " is for pirates.
Sincerely, The ninjas.
LABELS
are for
SOUP CANS
[♥]

Dear Greenland,

We've successfully deceived the tourists. Good work.

Sincerely,
Iceland

I'm in love with my bed.
But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
</3

 "I love Eminem." 
"The candy?"
"No, the rapper."
" What's so cool about M&M wrappers?"
Let's eat Grandma.
Or "Let's eat, Grandma."
Punctuation saves lives!!!
September: full pencil case
June 1: pen that was found on the ground.

Today, I have, for the first time in my life,
finished an entire tube of chapstick before permanently losing it.
I can die happily now.

I attempted to start a real post several times, but ultimately failed.  So you're stuck with this until Thursday.
Tomorrow is...

• Wednesday
• Picture Day (exaggerated sigh)
• Open House night
• first dance class of the year (ughhhhhhh.  I prefer to get my thirty minutes of daily excercise by typing.  BURN THOSE CALORIES, YOU FINGERS!)  
• the day after today...  I'm running out of stuff to ramble about.

My favorite song of the week-  Dj Got Us Fallin' in Love WHOA THAT'S WEIRD... AS SOON AS I TYPED IT, IT CAME ONTO THE RADIO.  MUST DANCE!
Last  night I was home alone for awhile, and I proactively used my time to sing into a banana.  I have unbelievable amounts of potential.
I THINK I REMEMBER THOSE EYES, EYES, EYES!!!

Banana's got style!

SARAHHHHHHHHHHH!