Here It Is!

Okay, this is going to be a short one, because I have to get this out before the New Year! I made a promise to write my fifth post before 2010, and I'm pretty sure this is number five! My last day of 2009? I went to Comet's diner with my grandmother and siblings! And I'll tell you the rest later because there is less than one minute! Later!

Mall Time With My BFFLS!

WASSUP WORLD? WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU? No, never mind. I don't really want to know. If I did, I'd follow your blog. Which I will totally do if you leave me the link! I do for you what you do for me!
So today, I went to the mall with my BFFLS! We have been dying to spend Christmas money ever since, um, Christmas. We had a Christmas swap where we got manicures, made gingerbread houses, ate pizza, and went to a hockey game, but this is different. Ya know? Here is another list of my new stuff!
-2 new Aeropostale shirts (it was buy one get one free! :-) )
-1 new pajama shirt that I exchanged for another one (from Aeropostale, where else?)
-4 new shiny/sparkly headbands
-earrings that look like zippers
-a pretzel and some lemonade
-a boyfriend (guess who!)

I was going to try and get Animal Crossing for the Wii, but it's sold out everywhere! And I have gift cards for it and everything! Luckily, the mall wasn't that crowded, but we sort of kind of not really accidently ran into a couple of people I know. AND IT WASN'T MY FAULT THEY WERE THERE! ('Kay, it was, but it didn't turn out THAT awful!) Yeah, Jon and Aaron showed up, with Aaron's dad and lil bro, but they were very well behaved. Except for when they snuck up behind me and scared me. Not cool, guys. We have photos from the picture booth, that came out slightly better than average. Nothing better than that. My friends may be a little "out there", but that's okay. I'm not your average Joe* either.
*I never understood that. That must offend all of the Joe's in the world.

THE WORLD'S BEST WRAP

Some may disagree as to whether or not this is the world's best wrap. But, as a wise and probably very old, slightly stinky person once said, "You can agree with me, or you can be wrong." It's pretty simple, so I am going to randomly throw big words into this post to make myself sound smarter than I already am. BELLWETHER
YOU WILL NEED:
-1 knife (for spreading)
-wrap bread. I use Market Basket brand. :-)
-cream cheese
-fresh spinach USUFRUCT
-either red bell peppers (RBP) or roasted red peppers (RRP). I like RRP because it has that smoky flavor.
-some hands (two are preferred, but if you have extra that's okay.)
-a brain. If you don't have one of those, then get lost.

DIRECTIONS: Use your multiple hands to unroll the wrap bread. PERFIDIOUSNESS Then, use the knife to spread cream cheese all over your wrap bread. Depending on how fatty and good tasting you want it, use more cheese of cream for better flavor. (Use your brain there. Knives can be very harmful.) UNPARAGONED
Wash your fresh spinach in water. Then use your hands (2) to rip up your fresh spinach, and place it in a straight row in the center of your wrap bread. Don't use too much, or it will seem too leafy. Lastly, chop up your RRP/RBP with your sharp knife. I typically cut them so they are about .5 inches by .5 inches. CUPIDITY These measurements must be precise, otherwise, your wrap is a fail. Distribute these .5 by .5 inch peppers of some sort over the bed of ripped fresh spinach. Roll up your wrap bread full of magic and enjoy! Delicious, yes? MAGNANIMOUS

It 'Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Happy Holidays! And New Year too!
I think that you ALL want to know how my holiday went. If I were you, I'd want to know. The day started off pretty boring. I read on the couch (Ripley's "Believe It or Not's!") until lunch time, when I had a wrap. Someday, I'll give you the recipes for The World's Best Wrap, Fudge Puddles, and Mexican Mocha Cake. Mom was hectic, running around cleaning, doing the usual mom biz. Dusting, vacuuming, stressing, the whole bit. I was sucked into the Vortex of Holiday Mom. I dusted, vacuumed, and stressed too. My great-grandmother came over in mid-afternoon and sat on our couch. Everyone else came later, and they couldn't hug us :-( because they were loaded down with presents! :-) We ate dinner (lasagna, chicken-something-or-other, salad, BREAD, and rice. I ate most of the bread. Tee hee! :-) We opened presents after watching home videos. Those are some horrifying memories. I'm pretty sure my family could use those old Christmas videos as lethal weapons against me. In list form (I like lists!), and in chronological order, these are the goodies I got.

1. $25 to Icing (Claire's)
2. lotion, shower gel, fuzzy socks
3. a Munny (google it), and $25 to Target
4. a winter coat, and Bristlebots
5. $50 TO AEROPOSTALE!!!!!!!!!!!!

My family left, we cleaned up, spread some food for the reindeer on the snow outside, and left Santa some chocolate cookies. And eight carrots! Santa doesn't like carrots, so I wish I could've seen his face as he ate them! He only eats carrots if they're boiled and have butter. My sister woke me (and everyone else) up this morning when she yelled "SHE'S HERE!!!" My mom worked last night, and we couldn't go downstairs until she came home, at eight. Here is another list. Aren't lists so wonderful?

1. an orange iPod!
2. new binders
3. a history of Blondie (the comic)
4. an Aeropostale sweatshirt from the 'rents, along with Aeropostale jammies
5. there's more, but it doesn't look so cool on this list
   

My grandparents came over at ten, and I got more presents! A giftcard to Damien's Dancewear, more fuzzy socks, a bracelet, and earrings. I think I made out pretty well this season. What do you think?
It's not really the presents that count though. I've thought about it a lot. I was glad to see my little cousin, and my other relatives. There were certainly some more weird memories made. Actually, many more than I care to remember. Yikes... Now we're all chillaxing in new pajammies and watching T.V. Here's to you and yours! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

My Brain Has to Tell My Lungs to Breathe...

Greetings, dedicated fans. I hope there's lots of you. I'm guessing that as of right now, though, there is approximately... one. Two, including me. I'm dedicated. I want to thank my new BFFL, Jon, for setting this whole shebang up for me. VISIT HIS BLOG AT lifeofakidnamedjon.blogspot.com!!! Once I calm down, (that's not going to happen for, oh, I don't know, forever?) I'll figure out how to add cool stuff, like banners and links to other sites I frequent. I frequent very cool sites. Anyways, if you read Jon's blog, you know me better as THE REAL ANONYMOUS. So, you can call me whatever you want I guess. Your Highness, Your Excellency, THE R.A., Spaz, or Sarah works too. It's all the same to me. I'm cool like that. DID I MENTION HOW EXCITED I AM? I am FUH-REAKING OUT! If I knew where we kept paper bags in this house, I would be breathing into one. Does that actually work? I've never seen anyone do it in real life. I'm also smiling like one of those greeting people at Wal-Mart. Slightly crazy looking, one of those people you kind of nod at and then hurry by, while you mutter sympathetically about how the bad economy affects everyone. That's me. Welcome to my world. Don't eat the yellow snow.