Battle of the Smithsonian

Turn the volume up a lot, otherwise you can't hear Ben, or Larry, or whatever you wanna call him.


Ah Brandon. It's very difficult to not laugh at his cluelessness.

Accomplishment? Nah, not so much...

There's a six letter word that begins with "S" that I really despise on Sundays. It begins at 5:15 on Monday mornings and lasts until 2:02 on Monday afternoons. Blech. School.

Anyways, I DID do some of the things on my list that I posted. Those things include:

-going to aforementioned local ice cream place with my girlies! Minus Sorrell. I'm sorry that I'm such a bad communicator!
-eating not one, but TWO jars of MB apple sauce. That's right. Go me.
-finishing my homework before Sunday! Although I should work on my penny book, as I only have three pages done. Drat.
-I did not paint my toenails bright colors. Rather, I painted them a white-ish color called Tranquility. Does that not strike awe into your hearts? Or heart. Don't cows have four stomachs? What do they eat that they need four stomachs for?
-I stared at the clouds at my sister's soccer game because I was bored. Then I played solitaire on my iPod and lost. For the 200th time.
-I roamed the streets of MY neighborhood twice. As a matter of fact, I burned 300+ calories, claims my iPod. Which isn't a lot, but anyways... I think I roamed the equivalent of my neighborhood though. Because at 10 this morning Aideen and I walked Emily home, which is about a mile. There are three major groups of streets that I am aware of: the states, where Emily lives, the horses, where Jon lives, and the trees, where Aideen lives. There's a really funny sounding street near Aideen's house called Snay Street. I guess snay is a type of tree?

So yeah. That's actually all I did on my list. I meant to draw a face on my stomach last night with Aideen and Emily, but we forgot due to our spontaneous outings! (Side note- do not EVER let your friends talk you into two spinny rides in a row. BLECHHHHHHHHHHH!) There is one day left! I could paint tomorrow! Whaddaya think? How many eyes? Noses? Nostrils? I think three nostrils would be cool. I like saying nostrils. Nostrils, nostrils, nostrils...

April Vacation Pics

Braces, 50 oz. jars of MB applesauce, and football shaped pancakes adorned with Saran wrap. Talk about one heckuva vacation.







You can't say I don't know how to have a good time. :-)

Happy Anniversary!

For you two. Because you never do this. I think. Happy Anniversary Mom andDad!

GET YOUR APRIL VACATION ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 THINGS TO DO ON YOUR SPRING VACATION

1. Spend at least two days in your pajamas
   (SHOWER THOUGH. SHOWERS ARE muy importante)
2. Visit your local ice cream stand
3. Roam the streets of your neighborhood three times
4. Paint your toenails bright colors. Unless you're a dude.
5. Draw a face on your stomach. I'll try to get a pic of that.
6. Lay in the grass and stare at the clouds.
7. Be smart. Do your homework before Sunday night at 9.
8. Somersault the length of your front lawn.
9. Have the largest video chat in history!!!
10. EAT A JAR OF APPLESAUCE!!!
    

SPRING VACATION 2010 HERE I COME!

Chaos and Crazy Cat-Lovers

I dislike change. I'm just putting that out there. I really, really, strongly detest change. I mean, I cried myself to sleep when we redecorated our downstairs hall. Why? I don't know. The blue wallpaper was not very appealing, and the rug was pink, which, uhm, doesn't go with blue. Duh.
Why am I telling you this? Because today, I strolled into the cafeteria at 7:08 A.M. with my usual Monday pep. (Woo. Mondays. Rah. Rah. Rah. Can I go home now?) And to my astonishment, the cafeteria tables had been rearranged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know. I was as shocked as you are.

Lunch was chaos. I was so confused about where to sit, and ended up next to a diseased cat-lover who keeps school supplies in his mother's shower. He made me choke on my applesauce. MY APPLESAUCE. MY NON-CHUNKY, NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOKE ON, APPLESAUCE. I love applesauce. Anything I don't have to chew goes in my book of Things to Thank in My Acceptance Speech as Supreme World Ruler. One of my lifelong goals is to drink an entire 50 oz. jar of Market Basket brand applesauce while watching T.V. I am NOT kidding. I'll use a straw and just sit there slurping away. I figure I can accomplish that by the time I'm in college. Another one is to squeeze an entire tube of toothpaste on a mirror, then draw pictures in it. I set the bar high. ;-)

So yeah. My day was weird. But hey. In my world, weird is normal.

This weekend, I was playing with my webcam, trying to take a decent picture of me for my Penny Book, which is an ELA project that's kind of like a scrapbook. It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. The light would be wrong, someone would walk behind me, I would drop the camera like the graceful person I am. Darned gravity.

Happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL' BRO! After living with you for ---- years, I suppose even I have to admit that you're pretty cool. But don't forget- I'm cooler. Always was, always will be. ;-)

Sorry Nick, but my blog readers want to read about something besides your birthday. SO, for the entertainment of all of YOU (that's right I'm pointing at YOU, right THERE! Yea, YOU!) here are all the songs I have tagged on my iPod. My super awesome iPod has this feature where you can listen to the radio, and if you hear a song you like, but you don't have, you can tag it, and when you connect it to your computer, it lists all the tagged songs! So, for your reading enjoyment-
SARAH'S TAGGED SONGS
Livin' On A Prayer, Bon Jovi
Heaven, Dj Sammy/ Yanou/ Do
In My Head, Jason Derulo
Here Without You, 3 Doors Down
Do You Remember, Jay Sean/ Sean Paul
Numb/encore, Jay-Z/ Linkin Park
Break Your Heart, Taio Cruz/ Ludacris
Rude Boy, Rihanna
Carry Out, Timbaland/Justin Timberlake
Dead and Gone, T.I./Justin Timberlake
Imma Be, Black Eyed Peas
Hey, Soul Sister, Train
What Goes Around, Justin Timberlake
If You Seek Amy, Britney Spears
Need You Now, Lady Antebellum
Breakeven, Script
Live Your Life, T.I.F./ Rihanna
Live Like We're Dying, Kris Allen